wecanavenge: (Repo; I am only living out a lie)
Erik Lensherr | ( Magneto ) ([personal profile] wecanavenge) wrote2012-02-25 11:35 pm

✘ | 003 | VOICE

[There's a strangled, muffled scream when the audio clicks on, which is abruptly cut off by a wet sounding thump. Erik's cheery when he finally talks. NOTHING WRONG HERE, EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS except for the poor bastard he's repoing.]

They get so loud sometimes, don't they. Sorry about that, I know how delicate some of you new folks can be. [He laughs, and it's not. particularly. pleasant. He starts whistling to himself, and other sounds fill the audio for a few seconds; very unpleasant, scalpels-meeting-skin sounds.]

The faire has been a nightmare in traffic. Some of us have kids to pick up from school, you know. Can't wait for that opera though, hm? Blind Mag's last show, it's bound to be a real smash. Did anyone get tickets?

[That was the sound of bones breaking; he's still whistling, still sounds like this is the most normal thing in the world.] There you are, you little fucker-- Spine replacements are always tricky. So many bones and nerves relying on one flexible bit of skeleton, mm? Terrible thing to lose one. [Erik laughs again, and this one's outright eery.] But that's debt for you. Every society needs its rules. [Another scream tears over the airwaves, but it's cut short with a few wet gurgles.] Shame.

Magda, sweetheart, if you're listening: do we need milk?


((OOC: Since it's all voice I can't add this in but Erik had some aesthetic/useful enhancements to his teeth. Because he's a shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark, duh.))
darknessb4me: (slouch of villainy)

[personal profile] darknessb4me 2012-02-28 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
Far be it from me to stop you, but you do understand that this isn't sustainable?
darknessb4me: (being a smartass)

[personal profile] darknessb4me 2012-02-29 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
How many people die in the average month here, including from repossession complications?
darknessb4me: (regards you)

[personal profile] darknessb4me 2012-02-29 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not what I asked. Total deaths - accidents, murders, illnesses...
darknessb4me: (up)

[personal profile] darknessb4me 2012-03-02 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
I don't really care that much. My question is: Would it be more or less than the number of children being born?
darknessb4me: (right ok)

[personal profile] darknessb4me 2012-03-19 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bland:] I'm going to assume you're either joking or stupid.